As a young, troublesome child, Zhou would have the unfortunate habit of ingesting anything that he could see. It was on one fateful day when he swallowed up a few boots, a couple of cats, and a whole drum kit out of curiosity. Of course, his parents were mortified and heartbroken when they found out. Ashamed yet hopeful, Zhou Biden decided there was only one thing he can do to fix his mistake — to longboard all the way down from China to Imperial College, London.
Under the guise of a Medical Biosciences student, Zhou-seph Gordon Levitt found refuge within the Techtonics. Through meticulous training and practice, he has crossed the barrier between human and machine, and consequently entered the cyborgian state. On command, Zhou Swanson is able to spit out incredible cough snares while lip rolling through space-time itself, his throat bass attacking anyone’s eardrums if they stray too close. Legend has it that G.I. Zhou also possesses the skills of a pro-gamer and longboarder, though these claims have yet to be proven. Perhaps one day, you too can experience the extraordinary character that is Zhou; and once you do, you’ll know that we were definitely not Zhou-king.