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    Sam Winiarski


    Baritone
    2nd Year Bioengineering

      A Sam is a specific species of teenager which migrates a couple of times a decade to and from England, specifically the town of oxford, to the USA. As the Sam migrates from one place to another, its latin name changes due to the different patterns of its plumage. In England ,the Sam is know as a Roadmanus Extremus (roʊdmænəs ɪkˈstriːməs) where as in the USA it goes by the Poshboi (pɒʃbɔɪ).

      One of the many fascinating features of the Sam is that of its impressive mating ritual which involves « spitting dank raps » at whoever may be around while moving its limbs to resemble a « Gangsta ». The call of the Sam is nothing short of angelic and is frequently heard accompanied by its favourite group: The Techtonics.

      And also… he’s got a 6 pack.. so yeah.. he’s basically Hercules.

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