Coming in at just over 6 foot 1, Finn Corney (not to be confused with any other imitation “Corny”) is a stunning specimen with the angelic voice of a grade 8 musical theatre student. An avid American football player, Finn had hopes of making the NFL draft until his free time was demolished by the double whammy of an Imperial mathematics degree and a spot in the Techtonics.
These days, when he isn’t poring over differential equations or belting at the top of his range, Finn plays the role of a staunch environmentalist, refusing to buy bottled water and instead opting for a 6 month old milk bottle as his receptacle of choice. Other favoured drinking devices include vases, puddles and even a drainpipe (only once though).